![]() I love that Moore has Joshua/Jesus learn about all of the other established religions before starting his own. The boys, now men, return to Jerusalem and Joshua/Jesus begins preaching, gathering apostles, and well … you know the rest. Finally, they travel to India and study with Melchoir. Then they study with Gaspar for a few years at a Tibetan monastery. Joshua and Biff hang around for a few years, learning about Taoism and other Asian religions/philosophies. The first wise man, Balthasar, lives in a fortress with his concubines. Joshua realizes that he can’t learn how to be the Messiah just hanging around Nazareth, so he and Biff set off on a journey to visit each of the three wise men. Joshua knows from the beginning that he is the son of God, even though Biff thinks he’s nuts. ![]() Biff and Joshua (Jesus’s real name) grew up in Nazareth together and both fell in love with Maggie (Mary Magdalene). He has sex (a lot), curses, learns to fight, and is generally a pain in the ass.īiff was resurrected in the present day by the soap opera-obsessed angel Raziel in order for Biff to write his gospel. Biff was Jesus’s best friend ever since he stumbled on the six-year-old Messiah resurrecting lizards in the desert. Ever wonder what happened between the birth of Christ and his crucifixion? Lamb is the missing gospel according to Biff. ![]() The gospels focus on the birth of Jesus, and then you never hear another thing about him until he starts preaching, just before the crucifixion. Christ made me love this book.Ī few years ago one of my friends pointed out an interesting fact. Christ, I loved this book! Or, more accurately, Jesus H. ![]()
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